Halloween Missions

These missions are found in Graveyard but only appear during Halloween, they cannot be completed once Halloween ends.

Halloween Missions

Exchange Missions

Pumpkin Shards?

Mission: Pumpkin Shards?
Initial Location	Initial Agent			Mission Prerequisite
Graveyard, Haunted Outpost	Lucy Torvalds			none
End Location	End Agent			Skill Prerequisite
Graveyard, Haunted Outpost	Lucy Torvalds			none
Repeatable?	Accessibility			Level Requirement
Yes	F2P/P2P			0
Comments
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Reward(s)
Great Pumpkin
Random Rewards
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Summary
Find 13 Pumpkin Shards and return it to Lucy Torvalds.
Objectives
Collect 13 Pumpkin Shards to exchange them for a Great Pumpkin, you can use the pumpkin to obtain one of six random prizes in the next mission.
Mission Text
Happy HALLOWEEN Simon! My specialty is gourds. Great ones. Find and deliver me 13 Pumpkins Shards and I can probably reanimate it to its former self. Yes, I said self...
Completion Text
1, 2, 3...yes, 13. She gathers up the shards and goes into her back room. You clearly hear an unknown tongue for what seems like quite a while. She returns with a pained expression, holding something not of this world.

The Myth of the Great Pumpkin

Mission: The Myth of the Great Pumpkin
Initial Location	Initial Agent			Mission Prerequisite
Graveyard, Haunted Outpost	Linus Torvalds			none
End Location	End Agent			Skill Prerequisite
Graveyard, Haunted Outpost	Linus Torvalds			none
Repeatable?	Accessibility			Level Requirement
Yes	F2P/P2P			0
Comments
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Reward(s)
One of six random rewards
Random Rewards
37.5% chance for A Fun Size Snickers 20% chance for Unholy Claymore Class Launcher 20% chance for Unholy Darkness 10% chance for Unholy Laser 10% chance for Unholy Lion Thruster 2.5% chance for Unholy Pax
Summary
Find a Great Pumpkin and return it to Linus Torvalds for a random haunted treat.
Objectives
Obtain a Great Pumpkin to receive one of six random prizes, you can find it as an extremely rare drop or by collecting 13 Pumpkin Shards.
Mission Text
Happy HALLOWEEN Simon! Most say the Great Pumpkin is only a myth. However, I believe there is a kernel of truth to those myths...especially around this time of year.
Completion Text
Goodness! I always thought it would be bigger... Anyhoo, this haunted item is freaking me out. So here, take it!

Halloween Sweet Tooth

Mission: Halloween Sweet Tooth
Initial Location	Initial Agent			Mission Prerequisite
Graveyard, Haunted Outpost	A Fat Kid			none
End Location	End Agent			Skill Prerequisite
Graveyard, Haunted Outpost	A Fat Kid			none
Repeatable?	Accessibility			Level Requirement
Yes	F2P/P2P			0
Comments
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Reward(s)
Unholy Pax
Random Rewards
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Summary
A Fat Kid wants 10 Fun Size Snickers
Objectives
Collect 10 A Fun Size Snickers to obtain an Unholy Pax.
Mission Text
Happy HALLOWEEN Simon! I'm hungry for some more candy. 10 Fun Size Snickers? Gimme!
Completion Text
nom nom nom

Trick or Treat?! Bah!

Mission: Trick or Treat?! Bah!
Initial Location	Initial Agent			Mission Prerequisite
Graveyard, Haunted Outpost	A Lone Cyclops			none
End Location	End Agent			Skill Prerequisite
Graveyard, Haunted Outpost	A Lone Cyclops			none
Repeatable?	Accessibility			Level Requirement
Yes	F2P/P2P			0
Comments
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Reward(s)
One of ten random rewards
Random Rewards
Each has a 10% chance of being rewarded: Candy Corn, Candy Pumpkins, Caramel Apples, Chocolate Bar, Chocolate Covered Raisins, Ghastly Candies, Indian Candy Corn, Peanut Butter Cups, Popcorn Balls and Small Candy Bag
Summary
A Lone Cyclops wants a Rotting Rat Hide.
Objectives
Collect a Rotting Rat Hide in exchange for one of ten random Neurotweak rewards.
Mission Text
"What's this now?!" exclaims A Lone Cyclops in a very angry tone as he squints his only remaining eye. He seems very familiar but you can't quite place him. "More people 'knocking' on the airlock looking for a handout... I won't stand for it!!! Get a job why don't you..." He stutters for an insult. "... penniless ... punks!" "Just because it's Halloween doesn't mean you're going to eat my candy for free! There's a plague on... or are you going to tell me you didn't know..." A Lone Cyclops turns around and walks away mumbling as he goes. You could swear you hear something about cloning vats and A Lone Cyclops's missing right eye. He turns back around. "What are YOU still doing here?! Didn't you get the message?! If you want any of my candy you have to work for it! Now get out there and kill some of those damned rats already! And if you're going to get a snack, I want proof!" A Lone Cyclops wanders off again mumblings something about the war.
Completion Text
"'Bout damn time! Here's your candy, now get outta here already!!!" As you turn to leave you briefly hear A Lone Cyclops mention the cloning vats again... you begin to wonder just what that rat hide is for...

Witch's Broomstick Missions

Wicked Witches Whatever Works

Mission: Wicked Witches Whatever Works
Initial Location	Initial Agent			Mission Prerequisite
Graveyard, Haunted Outpost	Wicked Witch of the Wildspace			none
End Location	End Agent			Skill Prerequisite
Graveyard, Haunted Outpost	Wicked Witch of the Wildspace			none
Repeatable?	Accessibility			Level Requirement
No	F2P/P2P			0
Comments
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Reward(s)
Witch's Broomstick
Random Rewards
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Summary
Wicked Witch of the Wildspace wants a Witch's Broomstick to look at.
Objectives
Find a Witch's Broomstick, you will be given it back once the mission is complete.
Mission Text
"I'll get you my preeeeeeeetties....oh, sorry Simon, I was talking to my pet over there". Wicked Witch of the Wildspace gestures to a vaguely monkey-like alien perched in the corner. "So, you're interested in something of mine are you? Well you'd better hand it over so I can look at it" Wicked Witch of the Wildspace taps her foot impatiently.
Completion Text
Wicked Witch of the Wildspace looks it over: "Yes, I designed that alright, you can have it back now".

Keeping her Pretties Happy

Mission: Keeping her Pretties Happy
Initial Location	Initial Agent			Mission Prerequisite
Graveyard, Haunted Outpost	Wicked Witch of the Wildspace			Wicked Witch's Whatever Works
End Location	End Agent			Skill Prerequisite
Graveyard, Haunted Outpost	Wicked Witch of the Wildspace			none
Repeatable?	Accessibility			Level Requirement
No	F2P/P2P			0
Comments
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Reward(s)
none
Random Rewards
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Summary
Wicked Witch of the Wildspace wants 10 pumpkins, 2 Big Candy Bags and 5 Seasoned Pumpkin Seeds before she'll agree to help you
Objectives
Collect 2 Pumpkins, 2 Big Candy Bags and 5 Seasoned Pumpkin Seeds.
Mission Text
"So, you want help with what? Upgrading my design?" Wicked Witch of the Wildspace purses her lips. "Well, my pretties are feeling left out of all these celebrations, so I guess I'll have to decorate around here" Wicked Witch of the Wildspace looks around the space station quarters. "Yes, I think we should do some decorating first". Simon, fetch me ten pumpkins, two Big Candy Bags and five Seasoned Pumpkin Seeds to help out!
Completion Text
Wicked Witch of the Wildspace looks slightly less Wicked than before. "Thank you Simon, now my pretties are happy!"

Upgrading the Broom

Mission: Upgrading the Broom
Initial Location	Initial Agent			Mission Prerequisite
Graveyard, Haunted Outpost	Wicked Witch of the Wildspace			Keeping her Pretties Happy
End Location	End Agent			Skill Prerequisite
Graveyard, Haunted Outpost	Wicked Witch of the Wildspace			none
Repeatable?	Accessibility			Level Requirement
No	F2P/P2P			0
Comments
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Reward(s)
Bimbus 3000
Random Rewards
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Summary
Wicked Witch of the Wildspace wants 3 Witch's Broomsticks, 3 Quantumum and 100 Jellybeans to build a better broomstick. Also a child's liver, but you're fairly sure that's not serious
Objectives
Collect 3 Witch's Broomsticks, 3 Quantumum and 100 Jelly Beans to receive a Bimbus 3000.
Mission Text
"Well, Simon, since you helped me out, I will too". Wicked Witch of the Wildspace looks at a nearby screen and starts tapping at it with her extremely long and extremely well manicured nails. "Simon, I can see how I can upgrade my basic design" she motions to a matter nano-generator and processing unit that looks suspiciously like a cauldron "You'll have to get me a list of items though". She snaps her fingers and one of her pretties flies over carrying a datapad. "Its all on that pad, Simon, now get too it". You notice that her pretties don't smell too nice. The Pad reads: 3 Witch's Broomsticks 3 Quantumum 100 Jelly Beans Child's Liver You shudder... hopefully that last part was a typo.
Completion Text
"Wicked Witch of the Wildspace looks it over: "Came out better than expected - here's your Bimbus 3000". Wicked Witch of the Wildspace pauses "No child's liver.. oh well...maybe next time"

Other Missions

Vampyre Life Force?!

Mission: Vampyre Life Force?!
Initial Location	Initial Agent			Mission Prerequisite
Graveyard, Haunted Outpost	Van Icesing			none
End Location	End Agent			Skill Prerequisite
Graveyard, Haunted Outpost	Van Icesing			none
Repeatable?	Accessibility			Level Requirement
No	F2P/P2P			0
Comments
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Reward(s)
Vampyre Life Force Generator
Random Rewards
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Summary
Van Icesing says he can help me get some life force, maybe I could get the Vampyre Heart to work if I got some of that
Objectives
Collect 20 Vampires, 1,000 Peasants, 250 Metals, and 250 Microchips for a Vampyre Life Force Generator, which generates fuel for the Vampyre Black Heart.
Mission Text
"Strange creatures of the dark, aren't they, Simon... These Vampyres, they have the ability to steal your shields, you know? What's even more interesting though, is source of their power, they get their power from this strange energy source... Some kind of life force... If you bring me some materials, I might be able to make some device which allows you to harness this life force..."
Completion Text
"You got everything I asked for? Good... I'll be back in a moment" Van Icesing disappears into another room. Some curious flashes of light seep through the door followed by a string of screaming... Everything after that fell silent. The door swings open, Van Icesing is gone, but the device is sitting on the workbench...