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This mission chain becomes available if the New Pilot selected to become a Volcom Pirate and they begin in Volcom Testing Grounds.

Mutara Outpost

Prove You're Tough!

Joey "The Bruiser" Lombardi

Location: Mutara Outpost, Volcom Testing Grounds

• Agent: Joey "The Bruiser" Lombardi
• Mission: Prove You're Tough!

Prove You're Tough!

"So, anutha hunk'a slag dat wants to be in wit da Volcom, eh?" says Joey "The Bruiser" Lombardi smugly. "We gots ways to many of ya twerps 'round here as it is al'eady...
I think it's high time we do's summtin' bout dat, yeh?"

"So here's da deal. Volcoms gotta be tough!" roars Joey "The Bruiser" Lombardi, as he pounds a metal fist on the desk in front of him.
"And I wants ya to show just how tough ya can be. Get out 'dere and show dem other pansies who think they're Volcom 'material' dat 'der wrong!"

You stand there for a moment, wondering if you've heard corretly.
"Wut are ya,  stupid or summtin'? I want ya to leave here and I ain't want ya back 'till ya've  thinned the herd... ya know wut I mean?"

As you shrug and walk out of the room, you hear Joey "The Bruiser" Lombardi chuckling under his breath.
"Wit any luck, dat schmuck ain't gonna be back in here...dumber den a box 'a rocks, heheheh!"

*Credits given: 35,000
*Experience given: 300 under level 0
*Reward: Volcom Scoop
*Reward: Ion Peashooter

Summary
Kill 3 Volcom Applicants for Joey "The Bruiser" Lombardi in Volcom Testing Grounds and return to Mutara Outpost.
You can attack other ships by selecting them with [LEFT CLICK] and firing on them with the [SPACE BAR].
Remember, you can scoop up items dropped by destroyed ships by pressing the [C KEY].

Location: Mutara Outpost, Volcom Testing Grounds

• Agent: Joey "The Bruiser" Lombardi
• Mission: Prove You're Tough!

Prove You're Tough!


"Didn't es'pect ta be seeing ya back in here, rookie," says Joey "The Bruiser" Lombardi, looking a little less annoyed at you than before.

"I knows what ya did...watched da whole show from right here." He points to an old, cracked radar display on his desk.
You get the feeling that it received the full force of his knuckles more than once.

"Yeah, you really ate dem alive out 'dere! BOOM! BLAM! KERBLOOSH!" Joey yells with a chuckle.

"You..you's definitely tough. But is you Volcom-tough? Now dats da question..."

Location: Mutara Outpost, Volcom Testing Grounds

• Agent: Joey "The Bruiser" Lombardi
• Mission: Are You Volcom-Tough?

Are You Volcom-Tough?


"So. Ya mights be able to handle a couple newbies dat can barely fly 'der ships - let alone shoot whiles doin' it.
But it takes more den dat ta be Volcom-tough," says Joey "The Bruiser" Lombardi as he leans back in his chair, arms behind his head and dirty boots on the desk.

"Yous gotta be ables ta run with da big dogs, ya know wut I mean?"

Joey "The Bruiser" Lombardi scratches his chin as he stares at you.

"It makes me wonders...are you's dat tough? 'Cus ya gonna hafta prove dat ta me...naw, you ain't done dat yet."

He pushes himself forward, puts his feet down and presses the intercom button on his desk. His voice echoes through Mutara Outpost.

"Alright, ya whelps! We's got Demon Hunter here, who thinks he's Volcom-tough! I needs a couple of ya ta get out 'der and shows him just what dat means!"

Joey "The Bruiser" Lombardi looks at you with a grin.

"I think ya know what I wants ya to do. It's kill, or be killed. Ya make it back here in one piece...and I let ya in."

*Credits given: 35,000
*Experience given: 400 under level 0
*Reward: Ion Caipirnha x 3

Summary
Kill 2 Volcom Supplicants in Volcom Testing Grounds for Joey "The Bruiser" Lombardi and return to Mutara Outpost.
Remember, you can target a Volcom Supplicant by hitting the [Z KEY], or selecting it with [LEFT CLICK].
Once selected, you can then use the [SPACE BAR] to fire at it.

Location: Mutara Outpost, Volcom Testing Grounds

• Agent: Joey "The Bruiser" Lombardi
• Mission: Are You Volcom-Tough?

Are You Volcom-Tough?


"Yeah, yer definitely Volcom-tough...dose other guys didn't stands a chance!" says Joey, roaring with laughter.

"'Ohs da humanity!' BOOOM! Hunks'a slag erry' where! You is brutal, Demon Hunter. Ya can - ya can really tears it up out 'dere, hahaha!"

He's laughing so hard that he can barely speak.

At last he calms down and looks you in the eye. "Never saw dis comin', but Demon Hunter, yer in!"