Category:Green Dragon Fan Fiction

GD will tell you a tale, weaving a tapestry of words.

Chythe's Martyred Tale

Chapter 1: Holy Shit, He's Back!

"Chythe sir! We have a report of someone trying to breach our galaxy!"

I coolly replied, "Who is it, what team is he/she on, and what ship does he/she fly?"

The panicked soldier shows clear signs of hesitation. Then quietly responds, "It's Desert Rat..."

"HOLY SHIT!" I quickly fire up the ansible with a message to Desert Rat, sending a chat invite. The invite states that Sam A.K.A. Green Dragon would like to commence in video

chat. The ansible light blinks green, confirming that the message has been sent. Not even a second later, Desert Rat, or a shadow of his former self, awaits me.

I hold back my tears, saying with awe, "Desert Rat?"

Desert Rat coughs the wheeziest cough ever coughed. "S-S-S... Sam?" He coughed again.

I think back two years about my time I spent on Infinite Dreams. I remember playing with my alphabet blocks, putting the F-block in the A-hole, or playing with the microwave, forks in

the toaster... "Hey Ratty?"

Desert Rat raised an eyebrow.

"Can I stick my fork in your toaster?"

He smiled and said "I still have the role of 'Team Idiot' available."

"Where do I apply?"

"Grab your pencil and meet me in my bedroom."

I laughed to myself and said, "That's what she said."

Desert Rat laughed, ceased communication, and left me a message. I opened it, and it said in big red letters:

LOL

--Green Dragon 13:35, 30 May 2008 (PDT)

Chapter 2: What the Hell Happened?

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