Halloween Missions
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2009
13 Pumpkin Shards -> 1 Great Pumpkin
Location: Space Rat Farming Colony, Sol
- Agent: Lucy Torvalds
- Mission: Pumpkin Shards?
Pumpkin Shards? Happy HALLOWEEN Simon! My specialty is gourds. Great ones. Find and deliver me 10 Pumpkins Shards and I can probably reanimate it to its former self. Yes, I said self... * Reward: Great Pumpkin Summary Find 13 Pumpkin Shards and return it to Lucy Torvalds.
Location: Space Rat Farming Colony, Sol
- Agent: Lucy Torvalds
- Mission: Pumpkin Shards?
Pumpkin Shards? 1, 2, 3...yes, 13. She gathers up the shards and goes into her back room. You clearly hear an unknown tongue for what seems like quite a while. She returns with a pained expression, holding something not of this world.
1 Great Pumpkin -> 1 of 6 Mystery Rewards
Location: Space Rat Farming Colony, Sol
- Agent: Linus Torvalds
- Mission: The Myth of the Great Pumpkin
The Myth of the Great Pumpkin Happy HALLOWEEN Simon! Most say the Great Pumpkin is only a myth. However, I believe there is a kernel of truth to those myths... especially around this time of year. * 1 possible mystery reward of 6 Summary Find a Great Pumpkin and return it to Linus Torvalds for a random haunted treat.
NOTE: rewards are Unholy Darkness, Unholy Claymore Class Launcher, Unholy Laser, Unholy Lion Thruster, Unholy Pax, and A Fun Sized Snickers Bar.
Location: Space Rat Farming Colony, Sol
- Agent: Linus Torvalds
- Mission: The Myth of the Great Pumpkin
The Myth of the Great Pumpkin Goodness! I always thought it would be bigger... Anyhoo, this haunted item is freaking me out. So here, take it!
10 Fun Size Snickers -> 1 Unholy Pax
Location: Space Rat Farming Colony, Sol
- Agent: A Fat Kid
- Mission: Halloween Sweet Tooth
Halloween Sweet Tooth Happy HALLOWEEN Simon! I'm hungry for some more candy. 10 Fun Size Snickers? Gimme! * Reward: Unholy Pax Summary A Fat Kid wants 10 Fun Size Snickers
1 Rotting Rat Hide -> 1 of 10 Mystery Rewards
Location: Space Rat Farming Colony, Sol
- Agent: A Lone Cyclops
- Mission: Trick or Treat?! Bah!
Trick or Treat?! Bah! "What's this now?!" exclaims A Lone Cyclops in a very angry tone as he squints his only remaining eye. He seems very familiar but you can't quite place him. "More people 'knocking' on the airlock looking for a handout... I won't stand for it!!! Get a job why don't you..." He stutters for an insult. "... penniless ... punks!" "Just because it's Halloween doesn't mean you're going to eat my candy for free! There's a plague on... or are you going to tell me you didn't know..." A Lone Cyclops turns around and walks away mumbling as he goes. You could swear you hear something about cloning vats and A Lone Cyclops's missing right eye. He turns back around. "What are YOU still doing here?! Didn't you get the message?! If you want any of my candy you have to work for it! Now get out there and kill some of those damned rats already! And if you're going to get a snack, I want proof!" A Lone Cyclops wanders off again mumblings something about the war. * 1 possible mystery reward of 10 Summary A Lone Cyclops wants a Rotting Rat Hide.
Location: Space Rat Farming Colony, Sol
- Agent: A Lone Cyclops
- Mission: Trick or Treat?! Bah!
Trick or Treat?! Bah!
"'Bout damn time! Here's your candy, now get outta here already!!!" As you turn to leave you briefly hear A Lone Cyclops mention the cloning vats again... you begin to wonder just what that rat hide is for...
NOTE: rewards are Candy Corn, Candy Pumpkins, Caramel Apples, Chocolate Bar, Chocolate Covered Raisins, Ghastly Candies, Indian Candy Corn, Peanut Butter Cups, Popcorn Balls or Small Candy Bag
2010
All the 2009 missions are included, but they are moved to Graveyard.
Look at a broom
Location: Haunted Outpost, Graveyard
- Agent: Wicked Witch of the Wildspace
- Mission: Wicked Witches Whatever Works
Wicked Witches Whatever Works "I'll get you my preeeeeeeetties....oh, sorry Simon, I was talking to my pet over there". Wicked Witch of the Wildspace gestures to a vaguely monkey-like alien perched in the corner. "So, you're interested in something of mine are you? Well you'd better hand it over so I can look at it" Wicked Witch of the Wildspace taps her foot impatiently. * Reward: Witch's Broomstick Summary Wicked Witch of the Wildspace wants a Witches Broomstick to look at.
Location: Haunted Outpost, Graveyard
- Agent: Wicked Witch of the Wildspace
- Mission: Wicked Witches Whatever Works
Wicked Witches Whatever Works "Wicked Witch of the Wildspace looks it over: "Yes, I designed that alright, you can have it back now".
Decorate
Location: Haunted Outpost, Graveyard
- Agent: Wicked Witch of the Wildspace
- Mission: Keeping her Pretties Happy
Keeping her Pretties Happy "So, you want help with what? Upgrading my design?" Wicked Witch of the Wildspace purses her lips. "Well, my pretties are feeling left out of all these celebrations, so I guess I'll have to decorate around here" Wicked Witch of the Wildspace looks around the space station quarters. "Yes, I think we should do some decorating first". Simon, fetch me ten pumpkins, two Big Candy Bags and five Seasoned Pumpkin Seeds to help out! Summary Wicked Witch of the Wildspace wants 10 pumpkins, 2 Big Candy Bags and 5 Seasoned Pumpkin Seeds before she'll agree to help you
Location: Haunted Outpost, Graveyard
- Agent: Wicked Witch of the Wildspace
- Mission: Keeping her Pretties Happy
Keeping her Pretties Happy "Wicked Witch of the Wildspace looks slightly less Wicked than before. "Thank you Simon, now my pretties are happy!
Upgrading the Broom
Location: Haunted Outpost, Graveyard
- Agent: Wicked Witch of the Wildspace
- Mission: Upgrading the Broom
Upgrading the Broom "Well, Simon, since you helped me out, I will too". Wicked Witch of the Wildspace looks at a nearby screen and starts tapping at it with her extremely long and extremely well manicured nails. "Simon, I can see how I can upgrade my basic design" she motions to a matter nano-generator and processing unit that looks suspiciously like a cauldron "You'll have to get me a list of items though". She snaps her fingers and one of her pretties flies over carrying a datapad. "Its all on that pad, Simon, now get too it". You notice that her pretties don't smell too nice. The Pad reads: 3 Witch's Broomsticks 3 Quantumum 100 Jelly Beans Child's Liver You shudder... hopefully that last part was a typo.
Location: Haunted Outpost, Graveyard
- Agent: Wicked Witch of the Wildspace
- Mission: Upgrading the Broom
Upgrading the Broom "Wicked Witch of the Wildspace looks it over: "Came out better than expected - here's your Bimbus 3000". Wicked Witch of the Wildspace pauses "No child's liver.. oh well...maybe next time"