User:CaptainGarfield

captainGarfield is a low to mid-level player of Star Sonata. He can be found lurking around the Earthforce galaxies and occasionally Warp 3 space when he isn't being lazy. He spends his time doing much of nothing and generally bothering other players. He has a dark, tired sense of humor and a boring writing style well suited for encyclopedia editing, which is actually what he does when he's not at work being whipped with a chain or wasting time in Shadow. Although he has played Star Sonata for years before on other accounts, the names of which he wishes not to disclose for purposes of, quote, "avoiding people who'd kill me", he still has no clue what he's doing when he edits or creates a wiki page, so he appreciates it greatly when users contact him with any mistakes he made or suggestions for him. If anyone has a problem with him, he kindly invites them to drop a note on the Talk page for his user article, or to message him in-game (assuming he's ever online).

Skills

Skill	Level	Description
Loser Proficiency	56 / 100	"A skill available only to losers of the 'uber' variety."
Procrastination	89 / 100	"I'll write the description later."
Bade Spelings	100 / 100	"gudluk redding dis!"
They're Grammar	80 / 100	"The apostrophe means possession when used with an S... I think"
Google Spellcheck	9000 / 100	"Seriously, he can't spell without it."

History

He'd write the history... if anybody'd ever read it.