Difference between revisions of "Jungle Missions"

"Terrible news Simon! I was sent to research this newly formed wormhole... and it's not naturally occurring! That's right, it was manufactured! But by who? I have no idea! It could be very dangerous on the other side of that gate... and I'm a very valuable researcher... perhaps you could investigate for me?"

"Uh-oh. It would appear the Zaphragi are behind this one. It's a very good thing I didn't go in there! If I were to die... well, I am working on some VERY important things at the moment! I'll let Lyceum know about this... while you're here though, maybe you could thin their numbers a bit?"

"Lyceum has tasked me with overseeing you - so I am asking you to take out some of the leaders of this Zaphragi contingent! Normally, as a researcher I would have declined... but General Herophilus 3000, it has a nice ring to it don't you think?"

"Ah! You appear to have gotten a key to unlock a gated wormhole that leads deeper into the Zaphragi sector. I am curious, what do you think lies beyond? I know they say curiosity killed the cat, but I'm out here, so I think I'm safe. How about you explore for me?"

"Even more Zaphragi! These ones look much stronger as well! Both Earthforce and Lyceum would no doubt authorize their removal in order to keep me safe! I mean, what if they decided to exit the Jungle. I'm right outside!"

"I don't know if I like General. Don't you think Master and Commander Herophilus 3000 fits someone as magnificent as myself much better? Regardless, the Tigers and Elephants must have leaders in here somewhere. You should find them and destroy them - I have to send a transmission to Earthforce about my title."

"Another key! You can delve even deeper into this sector! I am detecting very unusual readings in a location known as the Dark Jungle. Perhaps it is a discovery that will catapult my career even further forward! Headmaster of Lyceum sounds very, very nice doesn't it?"

"What?!! Aveksaka? Hmm. Oh yes, I guess that would make sense. Those readings fit their energy signatures perfectly. In fact, once I dusted off my console, it clearly said that's what they were. In any case, Aveksaka in our dimension is not a good thing. Maybe you should dispose of them."

"Just ahead lies a very large energy signature... and I believe it is none other than the Subemperor of this Zaphragi Armada. If we could defeat him maybe Earthforce would make me a Sky Marshall! Hmm. Sky Marshal Herophilus 3000, Headmaster of Lyceum and Honorary Grand Navigator of the Paxians! Could you imagine such a title?!"

"Herophilus 3000 has been punished and reassigned Simon and if it weren't for your ignorance of the matter, not to mention your valor, you would be on an Earthforce penal moon. Herophilus 3000 had no authority to send you into Zaphragi controlled sector - especially considering how dire the consequences can be. This puts the entire universe at risk!"

"However, considering that you singlehandedly disassembled their Armada, I have no choice but to reward you for your heroics, however misguided they were. Congratulations Simon, you are very, VERY lucky."

"As you know, we are working on stopping the Zaphragi before they begin an invasion, and every bit of information we can collect on them will help us formulate a defense! Simon, please, find us Jungle Armada Crests! The data we can obtain about the Zaphragi and their intentions from them is invaluable!"

"Our cause in the defense of this universe has been furthered by your effort Simon. Take this mention as a token of your help in this most vital of research!"