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− | = 2009 = | + | =2009= |
− | == Tokens and Deeds == | + | ==Tokens and Deeds== |
− | + | ===Letter for Token=== | |
− | === Letter for Token === | ||
Letters accepted are: Fleet General's, Uth Mathur's, BWO Com's, The KC's, Sharktooth's, Simon's, Blackdragon's, Kitty's, Leroy78's, =P's, and Santa Letter. | Letters accepted are: Fleet General's, Uth Mathur's, BWO Com's, The KC's, Sharktooth's, Simon's, Blackdragon's, Kitty's, Leroy78's, =P's, and Santa Letter. | ||
Location: North Pole, [[Bipolar]] | Location: North Pole, [[Bipolar]] | ||
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*Agent: Alabaster Snowball | *Agent: Alabaster Snowball | ||
*Mission: (Name's) Christmas Letter | *Mission: (Name's) Christmas Letter | ||
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Location: North Pole, [[Bipolar]] | Location: North Pole, [[Bipolar]] | ||
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*Agent: Alabaster Snowball | *Agent: Alabaster Snowball | ||
*Mission: (Name's) Christmas Letter | *Mission: (Name's) Christmas Letter | ||
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written on it and goes into his back room. | written on it and goes into his back room. | ||
− | === 12 Good Deed Tokens -> 1 Astro Santa's Good Deed === | + | ===12 Good Deed Tokens -> 1 Astro Santa's Good Deed=== |
Location: North Pole, [[Bipolar]] | Location: North Pole, [[Bipolar]] | ||
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*Agent: Alabaster Snowball | *Agent: Alabaster Snowball | ||
*Mission: A Good Deed | *Mission: A Good Deed | ||
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Location: North Pole, [[Bipolar]] | Location: North Pole, [[Bipolar]] | ||
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*Agent: Alabaster Snowball | *Agent: Alabaster Snowball | ||
*Mission: A Good Deed | *Mission: A Good Deed | ||
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with the words 'Astro Santas Good Deed' written on it and goes into his back room. | with the words 'Astro Santas Good Deed' written on it and goes into his back room. | ||
− | == Mystery Rewards == | + | ==Mystery Rewards== |
− | === 2 Astro Santa's Good Deed -> 1 of 12 better Mystery Rewards === | + | ===2 Astro Santa's Good Deed -> 1 of 12 better Mystery Rewards=== |
Location: North Pole, [[Bipolar]] | Location: North Pole, [[Bipolar]] | ||
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*Agent: Johnathan the Head Elf | *Agent: Johnathan the Head Elf | ||
*Mission: Xmas Spirits | *Mission: Xmas Spirits | ||
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"Why hello Simon" says a very worried looking elf wearing a small pointy | "Why hello Simon" says a very worried looking elf wearing a small pointy | ||
green hat with the words 'Head Elf' stuck to it. | green hat with the words 'Head Elf' stuck to it. | ||
− | "What are you doing here | + | "What are you doing here ? Hmmm ? You want to be removed from Astro Santa's Bad Boy List. |
− | + | Hmmm, well. Maybe I can arrange something if you can first help me. | |
− | + | As you may have noticed xmas has been seriously disrupted this year. | |
− | + | What with the Astro Grinch and his clones running around causing chaos! | |
Follow me and we can discuss in further detail." | Follow me and we can discuss in further detail." | ||
Johnathan the Head Elf escorts you to a large glass dome protruding from a wall. | Johnathan the Head Elf escorts you to a large glass dome protruding from a wall. | ||
− | + | Looking out of the glass dome you see a huge factory below you filled with elves and toys. | |
"You see Simon, The Grinch has successfully intercepted all the xmas letters sent to astro santa. | "You see Simon, The Grinch has successfully intercepted all the xmas letters sent to astro santa. | ||
− | + | Hence we have no idea of where and whom to send these presents too. | |
If you could obtain and return these letters for me then prehaps | If you could obtain and return these letters for me then prehaps | ||
I can remove you from Astros Santa's Bad Boy List? | I can remove you from Astros Santa's Bad Boy List? | ||
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Location: North Pole, [[Bipolar]] | Location: North Pole, [[Bipolar]] | ||
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*Agent: Johnathan the Head Elf | *Agent: Johnathan the Head Elf | ||
*Mission: Xmas Spirits | *Mission: Xmas Spirits | ||
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Xmas Spirits | Xmas Spirits | ||
− | + | ||
"Wow you have been a good boy, Simon? Excellent.. excellent. | "Wow you have been a good boy, Simon? Excellent.. excellent. | ||
Well as I promised you are one step closer to being off Astro Santa's Bad Boy List. | Well as I promised you are one step closer to being off Astro Santa's Bad Boy List. | ||
− | + | In the meantime here is a present for your stockings!" | |
Just as Johnathan the Head Elf turns to leave he shouts | Just as Johnathan the Head Elf turns to leave he shouts | ||
"But dont stop now, there are plenty more good deeds to be done!" | "But dont stop now, there are plenty more good deeds to be done!" | ||
− | === 1 Astro Santa's Good Deed -> 1 of 12 worse Mystery Rewards === | + | ===1 Astro Santa's Good Deed -> 1 of 12 worse Mystery Rewards=== |
Location: North Pole, [[Bipolar]] | Location: North Pole, [[Bipolar]] | ||
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*Agent: Johnathan the Head Elf | *Agent: Johnathan the Head Elf | ||
*Mission: Xmas Spirits | *Mission: Xmas Spirits | ||
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"Why hello Simon" says a very worried looking elf wearing a small pointy | "Why hello Simon" says a very worried looking elf wearing a small pointy | ||
green hat with the words 'Head Elf' stuck to it. | green hat with the words 'Head Elf' stuck to it. | ||
− | "What are you doing here | + | "What are you doing here ? Hmmm ? You want to be removed from Astro Santa's Bad Boy List. |
− | + | Hmmm, well. Maybe I can arrange something if you can first help me. | |
− | + | As you may have noticed xmas has been seriously disrupted this year. | |
− | + | What with the Astro Grinch and his clones running around causing chaos! | |
Follow me and we can discuss in further detail." | Follow me and we can discuss in further detail." | ||
Johnathan the Head Elf escorts you to a large glass dome protruding from a wall. | Johnathan the Head Elf escorts you to a large glass dome protruding from a wall. | ||
− | + | Looking out of the glass dome you see a huge factory below you filled with elves and toys. | |
"You see Simon, The Grinch has successfully intercepted all the xmas letters sent to astro santa. | "You see Simon, The Grinch has successfully intercepted all the xmas letters sent to astro santa. | ||
− | + | Hence we have no idea of where and whom to send these presents too. | |
If you could obtain and return these letters for me then prehaps | If you could obtain and return these letters for me then prehaps | ||
I can remove you from Astros Santa's Bad Boy List? | I can remove you from Astros Santa's Bad Boy List? | ||
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'''NOTE: rewards are: 2 Santa's Blue Trick, 3 White Chocolate Candy Pretzels, Santa's Naughty Beam, Santa's Special Scoop, 3 Triple-Chocolate Candy Cane Kisses, 4 Santa's Green Trick, Christmas Tree Cutter, Pax Christmasicus, Sleighstream, Red Nose Reindar, Rich Christmas Pudding, and Santa's Coal Shooter.''' | '''NOTE: rewards are: 2 Santa's Blue Trick, 3 White Chocolate Candy Pretzels, Santa's Naughty Beam, Santa's Special Scoop, 3 Triple-Chocolate Candy Cane Kisses, 4 Santa's Green Trick, Christmas Tree Cutter, Pax Christmasicus, Sleighstream, Red Nose Reindar, Rich Christmas Pudding, and Santa's Coal Shooter.''' | ||
− | == Miscellaneous Missions from Mary == | + | ==Miscellaneous Missions from Mary== |
− | === Rich Christmas Pudding === | + | ===Rich Christmas Pudding=== |
Location: North Pole, [[Bipolar]] | Location: North Pole, [[Bipolar]] | ||
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*Agent: Sugarplum Mary | *Agent: Sugarplum Mary | ||
*Mission: A very Rich Xmas Pud! | *Mission: A very Rich Xmas Pud! | ||
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Bring A Billion, Amazing Fudge, 3 Snowballs, Two Front Teeth and Santa's Elves to Sugarplum Mary. | Bring A Billion, Amazing Fudge, 3 Snowballs, Two Front Teeth and Santa's Elves to Sugarplum Mary. | ||
− | === Christmas Tree Cutter === | + | ===Christmas Tree Cutter=== |
Location: North Pole, [[Bipolar]] | Location: North Pole, [[Bipolar]] | ||
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*Agent: Sugarplum Mary | *Agent: Sugarplum Mary | ||
*Mission: Cant see the forest for the trees! | *Mission: Cant see the forest for the trees! | ||
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Merry Christmas Simon! | Merry Christmas Simon! | ||
Deliver me 24 Christmas Trees and I shall make you give you a Christmas Tree Cutter. | Deliver me 24 Christmas Trees and I shall make you give you a Christmas Tree Cutter. | ||
− | + | I will probably need an elf to help carry them. | |
* Reward: Christmas Tree Cutter | * Reward: Christmas Tree Cutter | ||
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Bring 24 Christmas Trees and 1 Santa's Elves to Sugarplum Mary. | Bring 24 Christmas Trees and 1 Santa's Elves to Sugarplum Mary. | ||
− | === Christmas Lights === | + | ===Christmas Lights=== |
Location: North Pole, [[Bipolar]] | Location: North Pole, [[Bipolar]] | ||
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*Agent: Sugarplum Mary | *Agent: Sugarplum Mary | ||
*Mission: Light my way! | *Mission: Light my way! | ||
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Merry Christmas Simon! | Merry Christmas Simon! | ||
Deliver me 6 Hanukkah Menorah and I shall make you some Christmas Lights. | Deliver me 6 Hanukkah Menorah and I shall make you some Christmas Lights. | ||
− | + | I will probably need an elf to help make them. | |
* Reward: Green Christmas Light | * Reward: Green Christmas Light | ||
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Bring 6 Hanukkah Menorah and 1 Santa's Elves to Sugarplum Mary. | Bring 6 Hanukkah Menorah and 1 Santa's Elves to Sugarplum Mary. | ||
− | === Red Nose Reindar === | + | ===Red Nose Reindar=== |
Location: North Pole, [[Bipolar]] | Location: North Pole, [[Bipolar]] | ||
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*Agent: Sugarplum Mary | *Agent: Sugarplum Mary | ||
*Mission: Light my way! | *Mission: Light my way! | ||
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Merry Christmas Simon! | Merry Christmas Simon! | ||
Deliver me 6 Christmas Lights, and I shall make you some Christmas Lights. | Deliver me 6 Christmas Lights, and I shall make you some Christmas Lights. | ||
− | + | I will probably need an elf to help make them. | |
* Reward: Red Nose Reindar | * Reward: Red Nose Reindar | ||
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Bring 6 Hanukkah Menorah and 1 Santa's Elves to Sugarplum Mary. | Bring 6 Hanukkah Menorah and 1 Santa's Elves to Sugarplum Mary. | ||
− | = 2010 = | + | =2010= |
Same missions as 2009, except the Letter Missions are replaced with the following missions. The North Pole was relocated to [[Lapland]]. | Same missions as 2009, except the Letter Missions are replaced with the following missions. The North Pole was relocated to [[Lapland]]. | ||
− | == Christmas Crisis! == | + | ==Christmas Crisis!== |
+ | |||
Location: North Pole, [[Bipolar]] | Location: North Pole, [[Bipolar]] | ||
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*Agent: Alabaster Snowball | *Agent: Alabaster Snowball | ||
*Mission: Christmas Crisis! | *Mission: Christmas Crisis! | ||
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0 / 1 Elf Hostage obtained | 0 / 1 Elf Hostage obtained | ||
− | == Christmas Crisis! x10 == | + | ==Christmas Crisis! x10== |
Location: North Pole, [[Bipolar]] | Location: North Pole, [[Bipolar]] | ||
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*Agent: Alabaster Snowball | *Agent: Alabaster Snowball | ||
*Mission: Christmas Crisis! x10 | *Mission: Christmas Crisis! x10 | ||
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0 / 10 Elf Hostage obtained | 0 / 10 Elf Hostage obtained | ||
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+ | =2018= | ||
+ | |||
+ | == Christmas Cheer 2018 Special == | ||
+ | {{missionbox | ||
+ | |Name = Christmas Cheer 2018 Special | ||
+ | |InitialLocation = [[Sol]], Earth Central | ||
+ | |EndLocation = [[Sol]], Sai's Retreat | ||
+ | |InitialAgent = A Jolly Green Giant | ||
+ | |EndAgent = Space Santa | ||
+ | |MissionNeeded = none | ||
+ | |SkillNeeded = none | ||
+ | |Repeatable = no | ||
+ | |Accessibility = [[F2P]]/[[P2P]] | ||
+ | |Level = 350 | ||
+ | |Comments = Requires 100 free hull space to complete. | ||
+ | |Reward = [[Santa's Mystical Porpoise]] | ||
+ | |RandomRewards = | ||
+ | |Summary = Visit Santa's Grotto at Sai's Retreat | ||
+ | |Objectives = Dock at Sai's Retreat off Sol. | ||
+ | |MissionText = A Jolly Green Giant stands out in the crowd, big and green. You've seen Big Greens like this before, but up close and personal, it's something else. This one is smiling, handing out candy and surrounded by cheering children! He waves you over. <BR> <BR>"Greetings (playername)! Yes! I know exactly who you are!" He bellows. Everyone looks at you, and you feel pretty sheepish. "I have to give you... This." He pulls a crumpled piece of papyrus out of his pocket. It feels how his skin looks. <BR><BR> You thank him and scurry to the nearest bar to look at the note. <BR><BR> Greetings (playername), I... Am NOT your Father! Muahahahaha! No! I am Santa! The Real One and I DO exist! For years your parents have lied to you, which is why I only sent them coal for Christmas. I have set up my Grotto at Sai's Retreat in this very Star System, you may remember it from your childhood! Meet me there, for I have something special for you! Something Amazing! <BR> <BR> This is without the weirdest message you've ever read, but you are intrigued! | ||
+ | |CompletionText = Space Santa is as grotty as you remember, there are sweet wrappers everywhere. Santa smiles jovially at you. "Ho ho ho! Merry Space Christmas!" He chortles. "Now what can I do for you? A hardy Earthforce action figure? Perhaps a shiny Space Blue Alpha toy, Anaconda plushie or," his eyes narrow with sinister menace, "a lump of coal." <BR> He shuffles around in his sack. "This year, I had my elves craft this especially for you. Now, go out and do nice things in the universe! If you're lucky, I might have something special for you next Christmas too!" | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | [[Category: Events]] | ||
+ | [[Category: Christmas]] | ||
+ | [[Category: Missions]] |
Latest revision as of 16:26, 4 January 2019
Contents
2009
Tokens and Deeds
Letter for Token
Letters accepted are: Fleet General's, Uth Mathur's, BWO Com's, The KC's, Sharktooth's, Simon's, Blackdragon's, Kitty's, Leroy78's, =P's, and Santa Letter.
Location: North Pole, Bipolar
- Agent: Alabaster Snowball
- Mission: (Name's) Christmas Letter
(Name's) Christmas Letter Merry Christmas Simon! Find and deliver me a Christmas Letter and you wil have done a good Deed. * Reward: Good Deed Token Summary Find a Christmas Letter and return it to Alabaster Snowball.
Location: North Pole, Bipolar
- Agent: Alabaster Snowball
- Mission: (Name's) Christmas Letter
(Name's) Christmas Letter He grabs the letter and hands you a glowing tablet with the words 'Good Deed' written on it and goes into his back room.
12 Good Deed Tokens -> 1 Astro Santa's Good Deed
Location: North Pole, Bipolar
- Agent: Alabaster Snowball
- Mission: A Good Deed
A Good Deed Merry Christmas Simon! Deliver me 12 Good Deeds and Astro Santa will be very proud. * Reward: Astro Santa's Good Deed Summary Bring 12 Good Deed Tokens to Alabaster Snowball.
Location: North Pole, Bipolar
- Agent: Alabaster Snowball
- Mission: A Good Deed
A Good Deed He grabs the 12 Good Deed Tokens and hands you a large glowing parchment with the words 'Astro Santas Good Deed' written on it and goes into his back room.
Mystery Rewards
2 Astro Santa's Good Deed -> 1 of 12 better Mystery Rewards
Location: North Pole, Bipolar
- Agent: Johnathan the Head Elf
- Mission: Xmas Spirits
Xmas Spirits "Why hello Simon" says a very worried looking elf wearing a small pointy green hat with the words 'Head Elf' stuck to it. "What are you doing here ? Hmmm ? You want to be removed from Astro Santa's Bad Boy List. Hmmm, well. Maybe I can arrange something if you can first help me. As you may have noticed xmas has been seriously disrupted this year. What with the Astro Grinch and his clones running around causing chaos! Follow me and we can discuss in further detail." Johnathan the Head Elf escorts you to a large glass dome protruding from a wall. Looking out of the glass dome you see a huge factory below you filled with elves and toys. "You see Simon, The Grinch has successfully intercepted all the xmas letters sent to astro santa. Hence we have no idea of where and whom to send these presents too. If you could obtain and return these letters for me then prehaps I can remove you from Astros Santa's Bad Boy List? * 1 possible mystery reward of 12 Summary Return 2 good deeds to Johnathan the Head Elf to earn your reward!
NOTE: rewards are: Santa's Red Trick, 2 Santa's Green Trick, Christmas Tree Cutter, One Horse Open Sleigh Pod, Christmas Spirit, Santa's Coal Shooter, Reindeer Harness Tractor, Santa's Naughty Beam, Pax Christmasicus, Santa's Special Sleigh, Santa's Elven Cloak, and Warpping Paper.
Location: North Pole, Bipolar
- Agent: Johnathan the Head Elf
- Mission: Xmas Spirits
Xmas Spirits
"Wow you have been a good boy, Simon? Excellent.. excellent. Well as I promised you are one step closer to being off Astro Santa's Bad Boy List. In the meantime here is a present for your stockings!" Just as Johnathan the Head Elf turns to leave he shouts "But dont stop now, there are plenty more good deeds to be done!"
1 Astro Santa's Good Deed -> 1 of 12 worse Mystery Rewards
Location: North Pole, Bipolar
- Agent: Johnathan the Head Elf
- Mission: Xmas Spirits
Xmas Spirits "Why hello Simon" says a very worried looking elf wearing a small pointy green hat with the words 'Head Elf' stuck to it. "What are you doing here ? Hmmm ? You want to be removed from Astro Santa's Bad Boy List. Hmmm, well. Maybe I can arrange something if you can first help me. As you may have noticed xmas has been seriously disrupted this year. What with the Astro Grinch and his clones running around causing chaos! Follow me and we can discuss in further detail." Johnathan the Head Elf escorts you to a large glass dome protruding from a wall. Looking out of the glass dome you see a huge factory below you filled with elves and toys. "You see Simon, The Grinch has successfully intercepted all the xmas letters sent to astro santa. Hence we have no idea of where and whom to send these presents too. If you could obtain and return these letters for me then prehaps I can remove you from Astros Santa's Bad Boy List? * 1 possible mystery reward of 12 Summary Return 1 good deeds to Johnathan the Head Elf to earn your reward!
NOTE: rewards are: 2 Santa's Blue Trick, 3 White Chocolate Candy Pretzels, Santa's Naughty Beam, Santa's Special Scoop, 3 Triple-Chocolate Candy Cane Kisses, 4 Santa's Green Trick, Christmas Tree Cutter, Pax Christmasicus, Sleighstream, Red Nose Reindar, Rich Christmas Pudding, and Santa's Coal Shooter.
Miscellaneous Missions from Mary
Rich Christmas Pudding
Location: North Pole, Bipolar
- Agent: Sugarplum Mary
- Mission: A very Rich Xmas Pud!
A very Rich Xmas Pud! Merry Christmas Simon! Deliver me the ingredients i need and I shall make you a delicious pudding. * Reward: Rich Christmas Pudding Summary Bring A Billion, Amazing Fudge, 3 Snowballs, Two Front Teeth and Santa's Elves to Sugarplum Mary.
Christmas Tree Cutter
Location: North Pole, Bipolar
- Agent: Sugarplum Mary
- Mission: Cant see the forest for the trees!
Cant see the forest for the trees! Merry Christmas Simon! Deliver me 24 Christmas Trees and I shall make you give you a Christmas Tree Cutter. I will probably need an elf to help carry them. * Reward: Christmas Tree Cutter Summary Bring 24 Christmas Trees and 1 Santa's Elves to Sugarplum Mary.
Christmas Lights
Location: North Pole, Bipolar
- Agent: Sugarplum Mary
- Mission: Light my way!
Light my way! Merry Christmas Simon! Deliver me 6 Hanukkah Menorah and I shall make you some Christmas Lights. I will probably need an elf to help make them. * Reward: Green Christmas Light * Reward: Red Christmas Light * Reward: Blue Christmas Light Summary Bring 6 Hanukkah Menorah and 1 Santa's Elves to Sugarplum Mary.
Red Nose Reindar
Location: North Pole, Bipolar
- Agent: Sugarplum Mary
- Mission: Light my way!
Light my way! Merry Christmas Simon! Deliver me 6 Christmas Lights, and I shall make you some Christmas Lights. I will probably need an elf to help make them. * Reward: Red Nose Reindar Summary Bring 6 Hanukkah Menorah and 1 Santa's Elves to Sugarplum Mary.
2010
Same missions as 2009, except the Letter Missions are replaced with the following missions. The North Pole was relocated to Lapland.
Christmas Crisis!
Location: North Pole, Bipolar
- Agent: Alabaster Snowball
- Mission: Christmas Crisis!
Christmas Crisis! "Merry Christmas Simon!" The elf suddenly starts sobbing. "Sorry, it's hard to look happy all the time when you aren't! This christmas isn't merry at all. Our friends have been captured! But you look strong, maybe you can try freeing them? You will be rewarded!" * Reward: Good Deed Token Summary Ubers have captured Santa's elves! Free them! 0 / 1 Elf Hostage obtained
Christmas Crisis! x10
Location: North Pole, Bipolar
- Agent: Alabaster Snowball
- Mission: Christmas Crisis! x10
Christmas Crisis! x10 "Merry Christmas Simon!" The elf suddenly starts sobbing. "Sorry, it's hard to look happy all the time when you aren't! This christmas isn't merry at all. Our friends have been captured! But you look strong, maybe you can try freeing them? You will be rewarded!" * Reward: Good Deed Token x10 Summary Ubers have captured Santa's elves! Free them! 0 / 10 Elf Hostage obtained
2018
Christmas Cheer 2018 Special
Mission: Christmas Cheer 2018 Special | |||||||
Initial Location | Initial Agent | Mission Prerequisite | |||||
Sol, Earth Central | A Jolly Green Giant | none | |||||
End Location | End Agent | Skill Prerequisite | |||||
Sol, Sai's Retreat | Space Santa | none | |||||
Repeatable? | Accessibility | Level Requirement | |||||
no | F2P/P2P | 350 | |||||
Comments | |||||||
Requires 100 free hull space to complete. | |||||||
Reward(s) | |||||||
Santa's Mystical Porpoise | |||||||
Summary | |||||||
Visit Santa's Grotto at Sai's Retreat | |||||||
Objectives | |||||||
Dock at Sai's Retreat off Sol. | |||||||
Mission Text | |||||||
A Jolly Green Giant stands out in the crowd, big and green. You've seen Big Greens like this before, but up close and personal, it's something else. This one is smiling, handing out candy and surrounded by cheering children! He waves you over.
"Greetings (playername)! Yes! I know exactly who you are!" He bellows. Everyone looks at you, and you feel pretty sheepish. "I have to give you... This." He pulls a crumpled piece of papyrus out of his pocket. It feels how his skin looks. You thank him and scurry to the nearest bar to look at the note. Greetings (playername), I... Am NOT your Father! Muahahahaha! No! I am Santa! The Real One and I DO exist! For years your parents have lied to you, which is why I only sent them coal for Christmas. I have set up my Grotto at Sai's Retreat in this very Star System, you may remember it from your childhood! Meet me there, for I have something special for you! Something Amazing! This is without the weirdest message you've ever read, but you are intrigued! | |||||||
Completion Text | |||||||
Space Santa is as grotty as you remember, there are sweet wrappers everywhere. Santa smiles jovially at you. "Ho ho ho! Merry Space Christmas!" He chortles. "Now what can I do for you? A hardy Earthforce action figure? Perhaps a shiny Space Blue Alpha toy, Anaconda plushie or," his eyes narrow with sinister menace, "a lump of coal."
He shuffles around in his sack. "This year, I had my elves craft this especially for you. Now, go out and do nice things in the universe! If you're lucky, I might have something special for you next Christmas too!" |