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<br> Assasinat3r was a notable player of '''StarSonata''' and the owner of the characters '''Assassinat3r''', '''Tech9''','''v56''', '''Tech10.1''', '''Tech10''', '''SwiftEagle''', '''Terminal Velocity''' and '''Mach One''' as well as using '''Commander Chipmunks''', '''XTech''' and '''FireWall'''. He was most well known for being mean on All Chat, getting cranky during [[Olympus]] runs and for being one of the winners of an ultra-rare [[Pax Levitas Blueprint]]. He also owned 7 accounts of his own making him slightly more alive than goett, until both of them died (quit). | <br> Assasinat3r was a notable player of '''StarSonata''' and the owner of the characters '''Assassinat3r''', '''Tech9''','''v56''', '''Tech10.1''', '''Tech10''', '''SwiftEagle''', '''Terminal Velocity''' and '''Mach One''' as well as using '''Commander Chipmunks''', '''XTech''' and '''FireWall'''. He was most well known for being mean on All Chat, getting cranky during [[Olympus]] runs and for being one of the winners of an ultra-rare [[Pax Levitas Blueprint]]. He also owned 7 accounts of his own making him slightly more alive than goett, until both of them died (quit). | ||
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| − | + | Assasinat3r was most commonly referred to as '''Emperor Techus von Ass-Ass''', (and one should always address him as such with only the minimal of acceptable exceptions). What many people do not know is that he had one of the greatest Berserker characters known to man ( T'is known that '''Ivelions''' was the greatest Berserker known to man during Assasinat3r's prime, the '''Paxians''' and the '''UrQa''')- but I digress. Moving on. | |
==History== | ==History== | ||
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===The Assasinat3r Whom Slayed the Gods=== | ===The Assasinat3r Whom Slayed the Gods=== | ||
On the 1st of September, 2010, Assasinat3r won the second Pax Levitas Blueprint as part of a contest involving the first killers of one of the four Olympus ubers. He was a member of the group that had killed [[Pretender Ares]] first, as well as a member of the first group to kill [[Pretender Zeus]], however Roffles was the recipient of the third Pax Levitas Blueprint. Assasinat3r also frequently use to arrange runs with various other people, the first time Olympus was released. | On the 1st of September, 2010, Assasinat3r won the second Pax Levitas Blueprint as part of a contest involving the first killers of one of the four Olympus ubers. He was a member of the group that had killed [[Pretender Ares]] first, as well as a member of the first group to kill [[Pretender Zeus]], however Roffles was the recipient of the third Pax Levitas Blueprint. Assasinat3r also frequently use to arrange runs with various other people, the first time Olympus was released. | ||
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| + | ==The Death of Assasinat3r== | ||
| + | Some time around the start of May in 2012, Assasinat3r officially quit Star Sonata - having given his accounts over to [[Jey123456]] and [[Spatzz]] the as then Director and Councillor of Eminence Front respectively. Speculation surrounding his reason for quitting points towards preparation for the release of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guild_Wars_2 Guild Wars 2] and a growing boredom with Star Sonata resulting in ever increasing amounts of inactivity. | ||
=A Study of Assasinat3r in Relation to Social Constructs= | =A Study of Assasinat3r in Relation to Social Constructs= | ||
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One could say Assassinat3r was the Sonatian equivalent of Chuck Norris, but of course, that would be sacrilege no matter whom you chose. | One could say Assassinat3r was the Sonatian equivalent of Chuck Norris, but of course, that would be sacrilege no matter whom you chose. | ||
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About
About Assasinat3r
Assasinat3r was a notable player of StarSonata and the owner of the characters Assassinat3r, Tech9,v56, Tech10.1, Tech10, SwiftEagle, Terminal Velocity and Mach One as well as using Commander Chipmunks, XTech and FireWall. He was most well known for being mean on All Chat, getting cranky during Olympus runs and for being one of the winners of an ultra-rare Pax Levitas Blueprint. He also owned 7 accounts of his own making him slightly more alive than goett, until both of them died (quit).
How to Address Assasinat3r
Assasinat3r was most commonly referred to as Emperor Techus von Ass-Ass, (and one should always address him as such with only the minimal of acceptable exceptions). What many people do not know is that he had one of the greatest Berserker characters known to man ( T'is known that Ivelions was the greatest Berserker known to man during Assasinat3r's prime, the Paxians and the UrQa)- but I digress. Moving on.
History
The Rise of The Assasinat3r
Assasinat3r started off playing in early March 2006 as an innocent, nubile young newbie unbeknownst of the metaphorical rape that lay in wait for him. As it so happens he was coerced into joining the team Lightning but eventually became Councillor of the team in perhaps the greatest work of irony during his entire Sonatian career. Assasinat3r then left for greener pastures, such as: Light Commerce, The Renegaders and even made his own team which eventually dissipated. His opinions on Light Commerce were considered quite negative, as he loved to complain often about how they never talked to him and that notable players on the team caused him quite a lot of trouble in the manner of getting his stuff destroyed. After the disastrous events in Light Commerce he joined The Forgotten Colonies, where he flourished into one of the best Berserkers known to man... Although, not a widely known one. He was a trouble maker and could be quite stupid at times and making silly mistakes, thankfully the Director of The Forgotten Colonies, Llessur was a kind and forgiving person, giving him a great deal of help as well.
The Forgotten Assasinat3r
During Assasinat3r's stay on The Forgotten Colonies he met most esteemed players, such as Aeonx, Belliaum, Llessur, Power Player, The Man of an Idiot, Admiral Hideki, Jacrel, Denoan, Abdum the Great and more. He owed a considerable amount to the first four who helped him a lot during his stay.
The Remembered Assasinat3r
After a few years on The Forgotten Colonies Assasinat3r decided to leave due to inactivity on The Forgotten Colony's part. He first co-founded a team with his sister (never verified) THE_PIRATE, the team Solaris Rising, though, mildly successful, dissolved into Splinter Faction where he had problems fitting in and over-all didn't like it, so along with Myrtok and THE_PIRATE he left to Eminence Front, which housed the great Ivelions, also known as Aslan.
The Counseling of Assasinat3r
As of July 2009, he was one of the Councillors of Eminence Front, alongside prominent figures such as Jey and Ivelios. He was also the third person in Eminence Front, and possibly the fourth in Star Sonata to have obtained a Battle Sphere.
The Officership of Assasinat3r
As of July 2010, Assasinat3r was an officer on Eminence Front. He was also able to solo Barthelomew Roberts, Nathaniel Courthope, Sputty Nutty, Vigilante, Undead Tobal, Mad Scientist, Copper Blob, Anaconda, King Midas, Dark Curse, Barbe Noire, Princess Ragitagha Kilrathi, Prince Sutaghi Kilrathi, High Vizir nar Qarg and King Khan Kilrathi. Literally solo, before the various balance-breaking Sniper beefs and the release of T21 content; giving him a power level of over 9000 and making him the greatest player on Star Sonata by far by this date, even though he was still one of the poorest guys of his level.
The Assasinat3r Whom Slayed the Gods
On the 1st of September, 2010, Assasinat3r won the second Pax Levitas Blueprint as part of a contest involving the first killers of one of the four Olympus ubers. He was a member of the group that had killed Pretender Ares first, as well as a member of the first group to kill Pretender Zeus, however Roffles was the recipient of the third Pax Levitas Blueprint. Assasinat3r also frequently use to arrange runs with various other people, the first time Olympus was released.
The Death of Assasinat3r
Some time around the start of May in 2012, Assasinat3r officially quit Star Sonata - having given his accounts over to Jey123456 and Spatzz the as then Director and Councillor of Eminence Front respectively. Speculation surrounding his reason for quitting points towards preparation for the release of Guild Wars 2 and a growing boredom with Star Sonata resulting in ever increasing amounts of inactivity.
A Study of Assasinat3r in Relation to Social Constructs
After thorough research conducted by Assasinat3r himself, Assasinat3r himself had come to the conclusion that Assasinat3r was a rather egotistical person and loved to flaunt his immense skill as a Berserker even if it pissed others off, because it made him feel more awesome than he already was [citation needed].
Assasinat3r was also well known as the best player in Star Sonata. His Berserker is by far the greatest in Star Sonata, with no other Berserker coming close, anyone that claimed they could was lying and anyone that claimed they defeated him in PvP only did so because:
A) they were exploiting B) they had help C) Assassinat3r disconnected or D) all of the above. [further citation needed]
One could say Assassinat3r was the Sonatian equivalent of Chuck Norris, but of course, that would be sacrilege no matter whom you chose.
Last edited by: Assasinat3r 07:12, 12 May 2012 (UTC)
