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Oh, all names are fictional/coincidental and story is based on reality. But yeah, I love the admins Smile
TOBAL (TEHPLAY)
[Enter three Admins.]
Atlum.
- When shall we three meet again?
- In greece, italy, or even spain?
JeffL.
- When the newest patch is done,
- When graphics are improved for the sun.
Code Herder.
- That will be ere the set of sun.
Atlum.
- Where the place?
JeffL.
- In Sol I think.
Code Herder.
- There to meet with Miqqo90.
Atlum.
- I nerf, forsooth!
ALL.
- Starsonata calls:--anon:--
- Fair is foul, and foul is fair:
- Shoot lasers through the fog and filthy air.
[Admins vanish.]
Scene II. A camp near Forres.
Alarum within. Enter Nas2, Tobal, Donalbain, Lennox, with Attendants, meeting a bleeding Some Praetorian noob
Nas2
- What a DG mineself wert impressed,
- The way thou handled thyself Tobal and Miqqo90,
- Both.
Tobal
- The GaT is mine Nas, Take this 300 mil,
- It should pay for some new armor.
- lol.
Some Praetorian noob
- I wish to tell the start of this story,
- Lol, for it is one that will fill the hearts of many with cheer,
- It be the story of Tobal, Miqqo 90,
- The betrayal of caps,
- As told by Retyu,
- For he is like modest and other stuff like that,
- But this be the story of what happned in Starsonata,
- And since Retyu is tired, this play will be like not long at all.
Nas2
- O Tobal we fought hard mine friend, let us go to your
- base and land and party, and get pissed on vent!
Some Praetorian noob
- And this the story begins, and they all get completely stoned, and from their
- Dillusional illusions the admins appeared. But Nas2 and Miqqo90 and the
- rest of the praets were too much out of it to think however Tobal heard
- their words. (forsooth)
Nas2
- I'm going to puke (retching sound into mike)
Thunder. Enter the three Admins
Atlum
- Jeff, you got that blinkin' patch working yet?
JeffL
- Yeah but it's a bitch, and Code keeps pinching my fries
Code Herder
- I feel pretty sick. Sod this I'm off for a Kebab (cue laughter)
Atlum
- I nerfed them once
- I nerfed them twice
- and all the rest for me!
JeffL
- You're drunk again atlum
Atlum
- Aye
Code Herder
- Me three
Atlum
- I think the Izer has too much hull,
- The Elec bonus has got to go,
- THe pax needs to be hurt more by mining,
- Hull expanders suck,
- I think everything is overpowered,
- Nerf,
- Nerf,
- Nerf,
- lol
JeffL
- Pwned
Atlum
- lol, someone quit.
Code Herder
- *BLURK*
- All
- We are the Admins,
- The Mighty Admins,
- We Pwn all the NOOBs
- We Own SS,
- Adum is Gone,
- More money for Us,
- Let's get a better Server,
- And nerf all of the noobs!
Enter Tobal stoned
Tobal
- Such drasting nerfing foul admins, you bastards! WTF u done to my dark fist?
Atlum
- All hail, Tobal! hail to thee, you stupid noob!
JeffL
- All hail, Tobal, hail to thee, You lord of nothing you!
Code Herder
- All hail, Macbeth, thou shalt be steal Nas2's pass while he's STONED!
Atlum
- Noob!
JeffL
- Pwned
Code Herder
- Lol (Wheres the frigging pizza?)
Atlum
- Lesser than Nas2, and greater.
JeffL
- Code, wheres the Marijuana.
Code Herder
- Tobal, just frigging go and pinch the password,
- He's given you his details so this story can progress.
Tobal
- Ok noobs, smell ya later
Admins vanish
- Flourish. Enter Nas2, Raven4, Mauty, Inferno!, and Slaves
Nas2
- Have we done the Iq Bana DG yet?
Raven4
- My lord, the noobs we sent in there,
- But an hour ago, have not come back,
- I fear they are all stasissed.
Nas2
- Meh, I want cookies.
Enter Tobal,
- Oh Tobal, I like you and trust you heres my password.
Tobal
- Why thank you. That was kind (Ya noob)
Nas2
- Come into my base,
- Let's do some heroin
- (Buisness)
- Sweeeeeet Beeeeeeans
Raven4
- This is some crap shit.
Nas2
- I am getting old and my porp pwns everything.
- I shall retire to bed.
Which the eye fears, when it is done, to see.
Enter Miqqo90, reading a letter
- Miqqo90
- I am to be the one to take out the Capitalist bases, DWO doesnt suspect me.
Tobal
- Don't screw this up bitch..
Miqqo90
- I won't darling, I'd be mad to.
Tobal
- Yes, we shall attack them tonight, but I have a surprise....
- Hautboys and torches. Enter dudes from Praetorians
Nas2
- Sweet base Tobal, full argo, very nice.
- Very nice indeed.
Tobal
- Yes, it's pwnsome, I think that...
- You can dock here safely for the night and go to sleep.
Nas2
- Yeah why not?
Tobal
- Go to sleep then. (I want to take your fucking account bitch!!!)
Nas2
- The weary one sleeps. He dreams
- Exeunt
Enter Tobal
Tobal
- Thus I did it.
- I took his account.
- The stupid noob slept in my base.
- I transferred all his Items.
- It... It was good.
- I am now Nas2... as well as Tobal.
- They will never know.
- I have all his good shit.
- What's this...
Tobal's Mother
- Hey Rob, go to bed, you been up for like 4 days.
Tobal
- Heh I just Pooned Nas2
Tobal's Mother
- Whatever Rob... Good night. I and your father are going out to the movies.
Enter Retyu and Mr Dead
Retyu
- What the Fuck is going on?
Mr Dead
- Betrayal! Injustice! Those fucking Impy bastards! .
Retyu
- What's Tobal done!?!!!
Mr Dead
- It aint toby wuggums!
Retyu
- WTF?
SomethingLikeMe
- Miqqo-fucking-90 tossed the fucking shields
Nelson
- What the fuck! That fuckign noob!
Mr Dead
- What is that!?!
Retyu
- Hmm, a PM from RobC
RobC
- He has podded me brother...
Retyu
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mr Dead
- Ima make an alt and toss shields on Tobal's team.
Retyu
- Caps are finished...
Exit
Enter Miqqo and Tobal
Tobal
- Good work Miqqo90
Miqqo90
- Caps are finished.
Tobal
- Did you enjoy it.
Miqqo90
- Yeah lol. Fuckign noobs. Wheres my 4 bil.
Tobal
- Oh I'm fuckign sorry... Did I forget to mention?
Miqqo90
- Wha...?
Tobal
- I dont deal with Traitors. Fuck off.
Miqqo90
- IMA KWIT!!!kjgrj;akra;bjk;bjra;rg;rg;bbrg;jarg;b knl;fvn;newn;gk
- agk;bjwg;jkgagb;j;bjkragkakjgba;krjgbra;kjebg;arkgbjk
- argkjagb;kkrjarb;;brbj;rkgb;jk
Tobal
- Stop that
Miqqo90
- thaareijoarijargi'orgi'o
- THIS PLAYER IS OFFLINE
Exit
Enter Raven4 and Tobal
Raven4
- Praets are dead and Eternals are here.
Tobal
- Long live me, I am emperor. It is poonage.
Raven4
- I know you took Nas2s account.
Tobal
- I didnt lol
Raven4
- Meh I dont care
Tobal
- Is this an Urka Qa I see before me!?!
Raven4
- Let's kill Rainer
Tobal
- Ok. (Shoots Rainer)
Rainer
- Oh noes I am dead!
Tobal
- Lol... Die noob.
Exit Tobal and Raven4
New scene a room: TObal sit at computer.
Retyu and Mr Dead enter with pointy things.
There is much gore and stabbing and the universe is safe once again.
Oh, and Retyu pushes Miqqo90 off a balcony.
