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This is the page for Longcat, Tallcat, Tacgnol, Widecat, and more other forms of (Adjective)cat.

Star Sonata user Longcat is a complete nub, that is all he is known for outside of his admittedly impressive prowess with the program Microsoft Excel. If you happen to run into one of the aforementioned versions of Longcat, it is recommended that you immediately kill him. If killing him is not an option, verbal abuse will normally suffice. As a last ditch effort to deter one of these creatures from transmitting it's NABS (Nub Ass Bitch Syndrome) infection to you, simply boast that you have bursts and he does not.

This has been a public safety announcement from the Star Sonata Animal Control Agency.