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There once was a game called Star Sonata. It was a happy game, full of helpful, generous people. But there was one person called Space Pandora. Space Pandora's husband, Epimitheus, was given a box by the planet Jupiter. He was told to never open the box. But Space Pandora was curious. One day, she opened the box. The moment she took the lid off, Lolwut? flew out of the top, leaving behind him a trail of annoying things and death. Lolwut? split into five pieces, the largest one being L0L, then R0FL, then LMA0. But two small pieces disagreed. They were rofl and Celere Fatalis (Swift death, in latin). Those pieces were exiled into the nexus, never to return. but L0L, R0FL, and LMA0 weren't done. They undertook a mission to annoy everyone in the game.

At the very bottom of the box was hope, but it was killed when DirkDirk burst out, with G0D and N00B to accompany Lolwut? and his alts.

Thus, I conclude this story.

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One of Lolwut?'s alts wrote this story.