User:Assasinat3r
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About Assasinat3r
I'm a notable player of StarSonata and the owner of the characters Assassinat3r, Tech9,v56, Tech10.1, Tech10, SwiftEagle, Terminal Velocity and Mach One as well as using Commander Chipmunks, XTech and FireWall. I'm most well known for being mean on All Chat, getting cranky during Olympus runs and for being one of the winners of an ultra-rare Pax Levitas Blueprint. I also own 6 accounts of my own making me slightly more alive than goett.
How to Address Me
I'm most commonly referred to as Emperor Techus von Ass-Ass, (and one should always address me as such with only the minimal of acceptable exceptions). What many people do not know is that I have one of the greatest Berserker characters known to man ( T'is known that Ivelions is the greatest Berserker known to man, the Paxians and the UrQa)- but I digress. Moving on.
History
The Rise of The Assasinat3r
I started off playing in early March 2006 as an innocent, nubile young newbie unbeknownst of the metaphorical rape that lay in wait for me. As it so happens I was coerced into joining the team Lightning but eventually became Councillor of the team in perhaps the greatest work irony during my entire Sonatian career. I then left for greener pastures, such as: Light Commerce, The Renegaders and even made my own team which eventually dissipated. My opinions on Light Commerce are considered quite negative, as I love to complain often about how they never talked to me and that notable players on the team caused me quite a lot of trouble in the manner of getting my stuff destroyed. After the disastrous events in Light Commerce I joined The Forgotten Colonies, where I flourished into one of the best Berserkers known to man... Although, not a widely known one. I was a trouble maker and could be quite stupid at times and making silly mistakes, thankfully the Director of The Forgotten Colonies, Llessur was a kind and forgiving person, giving me a great deal of help as well.
The Forgotten Assasinat3r
During my stay on The Forgotten Colonies I met most esteemed players, such as Aeonx, Belliaum, Llessur, Power Player, The Man of an Idiot, Admiral Hideki, Jacrel, Denoan, Abdum the Great and more. I owe a considerable amount to the first four who helped me a lot during my stay.
The Remembered Assasinat3r
After a few years on The Forgotten Colonies I decided to leave due to inactivity on The Forgotten Colony's part. I first co-founded a team with my sister THE_PIRATE, the team Solaris Rising, though, mildly successful, dissolved into Splinter Faction where I had problems fitting in and over-all didn't like it, so along with Myrtok and THE_PIRATE I left to Eminence Front, which houses the great Ivelions, also known as Aslan.
The Counseling of Assasinat3r
As of July 2009, I was one of the councillors of Eminence Front, alongside prominent figures like Jey and Ivelios. I was also the third person in Eminence Front, and possibly the fourth in Star Sonata to have obtained a Battle Sphere.
The Officership of Assasinat3r
As of July 2010, I was an officer on Eminence Front. I was also able to solo Barthelomew Roberts, Nathaniel Courthope, Sputty Nutty, Vigilante, Undead Tobal, Mad Scientist, Copper Blob, Anaconda, King Midas, Dark Curse, Barbe Noire, Princess Ragitagha Kilrathi, Prince Sutaghi Kilrathi, High Vizir nar Qarg and King Khan Kilrathi. Literally solo. Giving me a power level of over 9000 and making me the greatest player on Star Sonata by far by this date, even though I was still one of the poorest guys of my level.
The Assasinat3r Whom Slayed the Gods
On the 1st of September, 2010, I won the second Pax Levitas Blueprint as part of a contest involving the first killers of one of the four Olympus ubers. I was a member of the group that had killed Pretender Ares first, as well as a member of the first group to kill Pretender Zeus, however Roffles was the recipient of the third Pax Levitas Blueprint.
A Study of Assasinat3r in Relation to Social Constructs
After thorough research conducted by A3 himself, A3 himself has come to the conclusion that A3 is a rather egotistical person and loves to flaunt his immense skill as a Berserker even if it pisses others off, because it makes him feel more awesome than he already is.
I'm is also well known as the best player in Star Sonata. My Berserker is by far the greatest in Star Sonata, with no other Berserker coming close, anyone that claims they can is lying and anyone that claims they defeated me in PvP only did so because:
A) they were exploiting B) they had help C) Assassinat3r disconnected or D) all of the above.
One could say Assassinat3r is the Sonatian equivalent of Chuck Norris, but of course, that would be sacrilege no matter whom you chose.
Last edited by: Assasinat3r 23:00, 22 April 2011 (UTC)
