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=About=
 
=About=
 
==About Assasinat3r==
 
==About Assasinat3r==
<br> I'm a notable player of '''StarSonata''' and the owner of the characters '''Assassinat3r''', '''Tech9''','''v56''', '''Tech10.1''', '''Tech10''', '''SwiftEagle''', '''Terminal Velocity''' and '''Mach One''' as well as using '''Commander Chipmunks''', '''XTech''' and '''FireWall'''. I'm most well known for being mean on All Chat, getting cranky during [[Olympus]] runs and for being one of the winners of an ultra-rare [[Pax Levitas Blueprint]]. I also own 6 accounts of my own making me slightly more alive than goett.  
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<br> Assasinat3r was a notable player of '''StarSonata''' and the owner of the characters '''Assassinat3r''', '''Tech9''','''v56''', '''Tech10.1''', '''Tech10''', '''SwiftEagle''', '''Terminal Velocity''' and '''Mach One''' as well as using '''Commander Chipmunks''', '''XTech''' and '''FireWall'''. He was most well known for being mean on All Chat, getting cranky during [[Olympus]] runs and for being one of the winners of an ultra-rare [[Pax Levitas Blueprint]]. He also owned 7 accounts of his own making him slightly more alive than goett, until both of them died (quit).
  
 
==How to Address Me==
 
==How to Address Me==
I'm most commonly referred to as '''Emperor Techus von Ass-Ass''', (and one should always address me as such with only the minimal of acceptable exceptions). What many people do not know is that I have one of the greatest Berserker characters known to man ( T'is known that '''Ivelions''' is the greatest Berserker known to man, the '''Paxians''' and the '''UrQa''')- but I digress. Moving on.
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He was most commonly referred to as '''Emperor Techus von Ass-Ass''', (and one should always address him as such with only the minimal of acceptable exceptions). What many people do not know is that he had one of the greatest Berserker characters known to man ( T'is known that '''Ivelions''' was the greatest Berserker known to man during Assasinat3r's prime, the '''Paxians''' and the '''UrQa''')- but I digress. Moving on.
  
 
==History==
 
==History==
 
===The Rise of The Assasinat3r===
 
===The Rise of The Assasinat3r===
I started off playing in early March 2006 as an innocent, nubile young newbie unbeknownst of the metaphorical rape that lay in wait for me. As it so happens I was coerced into joining the team '''Lightning''' but eventually became Councillor of the team in perhaps the greatest work irony during my entire Sonatian career. I then left for greener pastures, such as: '''Light Commerce''', '''The Renegaders''' and even made my own team which eventually dissipated. My opinions on '''Light Commerce''' are considered quite negative, as I love to complain often about how they never talked to me and that notable players on the team caused me quite a lot of trouble in the manner of getting my stuff destroyed. After the disastrous events in '''Light Commerce''' I joined '''The Forgotten Colonies''', where I flourished into one of the best Berserkers known to man... Although, not a widely known one. I was a trouble maker and could be quite stupid at times and making silly mistakes, thankfully the Director of '''The Forgotten Colonies''', '''Llessur''' was a kind and forgiving person, giving me a great deal of help as well.  
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Assasinat3r started off playing in early March 2006 as an innocent, nubile young newbie unbeknownst of the metaphorical rape that lay in wait for him. As it so happens he was coerced into joining the team '''Lightning''' but eventually became Councillor of the team in perhaps the greatest work of irony during his entire Sonatian career. Assasinat3r then left for greener pastures, such as: '''Light Commerce''', '''The Renegaders''' and even made his own team which eventually dissipated. His opinions on '''Light Commerce''' were considered quite negative, as he loved to complain often about how they never talked to him and that notable players on the team caused him quite a lot of trouble in the manner of getting his stuff destroyed. After the disastrous events in '''Light Commerce''' he joined '''The Forgotten Colonies''', where he flourished into one of the best Berserkers known to man... Although, not a widely known one. He was a trouble maker and could be quite stupid at times and making silly mistakes, thankfully the Director of '''The Forgotten Colonies''', '''Llessur''' was a kind and forgiving person, giving him a great deal of help as well.  
  
 
===The Forgotten Assasinat3r===
 
===The Forgotten Assasinat3r===
During my stay on '''The Forgotten Colonies''' I met most esteemed players, such as '''Aeonx''', '''Belliaum''', '''Llessur''', '''Power Player''', '''The Man of an Idiot''', '''Admiral Hideki''', '''Jacrel''', '''Denoan''', '''Abdum the Great''' and more. I owe a considerable amount to the first four who helped me a lot during my stay.  
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During Assasinat3r's stay on '''The Forgotten Colonies''' he met most esteemed players, such as '''Aeonx''', '''Belliaum''', '''Llessur''', '''Power Player''', '''The Man of an Idiot''', '''Admiral Hideki''', '''Jacrel''', '''Denoan''', '''Abdum the Great''' and more. He owed a considerable amount to the first four who helped him a lot during his stay.  
  
 
===The Remembered Assasinat3r===
 
===The Remembered Assasinat3r===
After a few years on '''The Forgotten Colonies''' I decided to leave due to inactivity on '''The Forgotten Colony's''' part. I first co-founded a team with my sister '''THE_PIRATE''', the team '''Solaris Rising''', though, mildly successful, dissolved into '''Splinter Faction''' where I had problems fitting in and over-all didn't like it, so along with '''Myrtok''' and '''THE_PIRATE''' I left to '''Eminence Front''', which houses the great '''Ivelions''', also known as '''Aslan'''.  
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After a few years on '''The Forgotten Colonies''' Assasinat3r decided to leave due to inactivity on '''The Forgotten Colony's''' part. He first co-founded a team with his sister (never verified) '''THE_PIRATE''', the team '''Solaris Rising''', though, mildly successful, dissolved into '''Splinter Faction''' where he had problems fitting in and over-all didn't like it, so along with '''Myrtok''' and '''THE_PIRATE''' he left to '''Eminence Front''', which housed the great '''Ivelions''', also known as '''Aslan'''.  
  
 
===The Counseling of Assasinat3r===
 
===The Counseling of Assasinat3r===
As of July 2009, I was one of the councillors of [[Eminence Front]], alongside prominent figures like Jey and Ivelios. I was also the third person in Eminence Front, and possibly the fourth in Star Sonata to have obtained a Battle Sphere.  
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As of July 2009, he was one of the Councillors of [[Eminence Front]], alongside prominent figures such as Jey and Ivelios. He was also the third person in Eminence Front, and possibly the fourth in Star Sonata to have obtained a Battle Sphere.  
  
 
===The Officership of Assasinat3r===
 
===The Officership of Assasinat3r===
As of July 2010, I was an officer on Eminence Front. I was also able to solo Barthelomew Roberts, Nathaniel Courthope, Sputty Nutty, Vigilante, Undead Tobal, Mad Scientist, Copper Blob, Anaconda, King Midas, Dark Curse, Barbe Noire, Princess Ragitagha Kilrathi, Prince Sutaghi Kilrathi, High Vizir nar Qarg and King Khan Kilrathi. Literally solo. Giving me a power level of over 9000 and making me the greatest player on Star Sonata by far by this date, even though I was still one of the poorest guys of my level.  
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As of July 2010, Assasinat3r was an officer on Eminence Front. He was also able to solo Barthelomew Roberts, Nathaniel Courthope, Sputty Nutty, Vigilante, Undead Tobal, Mad Scientist, Copper Blob, Anaconda, King Midas, Dark Curse, Barbe Noire, Princess Ragitagha Kilrathi, Prince Sutaghi Kilrathi, High Vizir nar Qarg and King Khan Kilrathi. Literally solo, before the various balance-breaking Sniper beefs and the release of T21 content; giving him a power level of over 9000 and making him the greatest player on Star Sonata by far by this date, even though he was still one of the poorest guys of his level.  
  
 
===The Assasinat3r Whom Slayed the Gods===
 
===The Assasinat3r Whom Slayed the Gods===
On the 1st of September, 2010, I won the second Pax Levitas Blueprint as part of a contest involving the first killers of one of the four Olympus ubers. I was a member of the group that had killed [[Pretender Ares]] first, as well as a member of the first group to kill [[Pretender Zeus]], however Roffles was the recipient of the third Pax Levitas Blueprint.  
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On the 1st of September, 2010, Assasinat3r won the second Pax Levitas Blueprint as part of a contest involving the first killers of one of the four Olympus ubers. He was a member of the group that had killed [[Pretender Ares]] first, as well as a member of the first group to kill [[Pretender Zeus]], however Roffles was the recipient of the third Pax Levitas Blueprint. Assasinat3r also frequently use to arrange runs with various other people, the first time Olympus was released.
  
 
=A Study of Assasinat3r in Relation to Social Constructs=
 
=A Study of Assasinat3r in Relation to Social Constructs=
After thorough research conducted by A3 himself, A3 himself has come to the conclusion that A3 is a rather egotistical person and loves to flaunt his immense skill as a Berserker even if it pisses others off, because it makes him feel more awesome than he already is.  
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After thorough research conducted by Assasinat3r himself, Assasinat3r himself had come to the conclusion that Assasinat3r was a rather egotistical person and loved to flaunt his immense skill as a Berserker even if it pissed others off, because it made him feel more awesome than he already was [citation needed].
  
I'm is also well known as the best player in Star Sonata. My Berserker is by far the greatest in Star Sonata, with no other Berserker coming close, anyone that claims they can is lying and anyone that claims they defeated me in PvP only did so because:  
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Assasinat3r was also well known as the best player in Star Sonata. His Berserker is by far the greatest in Star Sonata, with no other Berserker coming close, anyone that claimed they could was lying and anyone that claimed they defeated him in PvP only did so because:  
  
'''A)''' ''they were exploiting'' '''B)''' ''they had help'' '''C)''' ''Assassinat3r disconnected or'' '''D)''' ''all of the above.''  
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'''A)''' ''they were exploiting'' '''B)''' ''they had help'' '''C)''' ''Assassinat3r disconnected or'' '''D)''' ''all of the above.'' [further citation needed]
  
One could say Assassinat3r is the Sonatian equivalent of Chuck Norris, but of course, that would be sacrilege no matter whom you chose.  
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One could say Assassinat3r was the Sonatian equivalent of Chuck Norris, but of course, that would be sacrilege no matter whom you chose.  
  
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About Assasinat3r


Assasinat3r was a notable player of StarSonata and the owner of the characters Assassinat3r, Tech9,v56, Tech10.1, Tech10, SwiftEagle, Terminal Velocity and Mach One as well as using Commander Chipmunks, XTech and FireWall. He was most well known for being mean on All Chat, getting cranky during Olympus runs and for being one of the winners of an ultra-rare Pax Levitas Blueprint. He also owned 7 accounts of his own making him slightly more alive than goett, until both of them died (quit).

How to Address Me

He was most commonly referred to as Emperor Techus von Ass-Ass, (and one should always address him as such with only the minimal of acceptable exceptions). What many people do not know is that he had one of the greatest Berserker characters known to man ( T'is known that Ivelions was the greatest Berserker known to man during Assasinat3r's prime, the Paxians and the UrQa)- but I digress. Moving on.

History

The Rise of The Assasinat3r

Assasinat3r started off playing in early March 2006 as an innocent, nubile young newbie unbeknownst of the metaphorical rape that lay in wait for him. As it so happens he was coerced into joining the team Lightning but eventually became Councillor of the team in perhaps the greatest work of irony during his entire Sonatian career. Assasinat3r then left for greener pastures, such as: Light Commerce, The Renegaders and even made his own team which eventually dissipated. His opinions on Light Commerce were considered quite negative, as he loved to complain often about how they never talked to him and that notable players on the team caused him quite a lot of trouble in the manner of getting his stuff destroyed. After the disastrous events in Light Commerce he joined The Forgotten Colonies, where he flourished into one of the best Berserkers known to man... Although, not a widely known one. He was a trouble maker and could be quite stupid at times and making silly mistakes, thankfully the Director of The Forgotten Colonies, Llessur was a kind and forgiving person, giving him a great deal of help as well.

The Forgotten Assasinat3r

During Assasinat3r's stay on The Forgotten Colonies he met most esteemed players, such as Aeonx, Belliaum, Llessur, Power Player, The Man of an Idiot, Admiral Hideki, Jacrel, Denoan, Abdum the Great and more. He owed a considerable amount to the first four who helped him a lot during his stay.

The Remembered Assasinat3r

After a few years on The Forgotten Colonies Assasinat3r decided to leave due to inactivity on The Forgotten Colony's part. He first co-founded a team with his sister (never verified) THE_PIRATE, the team Solaris Rising, though, mildly successful, dissolved into Splinter Faction where he had problems fitting in and over-all didn't like it, so along with Myrtok and THE_PIRATE he left to Eminence Front, which housed the great Ivelions, also known as Aslan.

The Counseling of Assasinat3r

As of July 2009, he was one of the Councillors of Eminence Front, alongside prominent figures such as Jey and Ivelios. He was also the third person in Eminence Front, and possibly the fourth in Star Sonata to have obtained a Battle Sphere.

The Officership of Assasinat3r

As of July 2010, Assasinat3r was an officer on Eminence Front. He was also able to solo Barthelomew Roberts, Nathaniel Courthope, Sputty Nutty, Vigilante, Undead Tobal, Mad Scientist, Copper Blob, Anaconda, King Midas, Dark Curse, Barbe Noire, Princess Ragitagha Kilrathi, Prince Sutaghi Kilrathi, High Vizir nar Qarg and King Khan Kilrathi. Literally solo, before the various balance-breaking Sniper beefs and the release of T21 content; giving him a power level of over 9000 and making him the greatest player on Star Sonata by far by this date, even though he was still one of the poorest guys of his level.

The Assasinat3r Whom Slayed the Gods

On the 1st of September, 2010, Assasinat3r won the second Pax Levitas Blueprint as part of a contest involving the first killers of one of the four Olympus ubers. He was a member of the group that had killed Pretender Ares first, as well as a member of the first group to kill Pretender Zeus, however Roffles was the recipient of the third Pax Levitas Blueprint. Assasinat3r also frequently use to arrange runs with various other people, the first time Olympus was released.

A Study of Assasinat3r in Relation to Social Constructs

After thorough research conducted by Assasinat3r himself, Assasinat3r himself had come to the conclusion that Assasinat3r was a rather egotistical person and loved to flaunt his immense skill as a Berserker even if it pissed others off, because it made him feel more awesome than he already was [citation needed].

Assasinat3r was also well known as the best player in Star Sonata. His Berserker is by far the greatest in Star Sonata, with no other Berserker coming close, anyone that claimed they could was lying and anyone that claimed they defeated him in PvP only did so because:

A) they were exploiting B) they had help C) Assassinat3r disconnected or D) all of the above. [further citation needed]

One could say Assassinat3r was the Sonatian equivalent of Chuck Norris, but of course, that would be sacrilege no matter whom you chose.

Assasinat3r